Title: Half Without Another One: Chapter Five
Author: branchandroot
Genre: Drama, Humor, Fluff
Rating: PG
Pairing/Characters: Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi, Tsunade, Jiraiya
Word Count: 5427
Notes: Erm, increasingly bad language?

Summary: In which Naruto learns healing, Sasuke has Jiraiya inflicted upon him, and Sakura gets more dangerous.

"Myouboku Mountain's Monk of the Toad Spirits... also known as the Toad Sage.... is here!" A long white tail of hair flounced and wood geta managed to hit the dust with a firm clack.

"You're what," Sasuke said, very flatly. It wasn't even a question. There was no possible question in the world to which that was the answer.