Key Performance Indicators: A Konoha Story (4637 words) by drelfina
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Underage
Relationships: Ebisu/Uchiha Itachi/Yamashiro Aoba
Characters: Uchiha Shisui, Uchiha Itachi, Ebisu (Naruto), Yamashiro Aoba, Shimura Danzou, Uchiha Fugaku
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Dark, Rape/Non-con Elements, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Alternate timeline of Alternate Universe, Timeline What Timeline, Porn With Plot, Whump, Uchiha Clan-centric, Konoha politics, life sucks for the Uchiha and any chuunin really, Spitroasting, terrible jounin, predatory behaviour
Series: Part 1 of The Konoha Performance Incentive
Summary:

Alternative title: Incentives and Benefits for Greater Employee Engagement

If Itachi had had a choice, he would have chosen to be anything but shinobi.

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In an insanely dark and fucked up universe, Konoha has a unique way of encouraging ambition and skill cultivation by offering up their chuunin to jounin as perks of their position. Itachi is an Uchiha. He should have been protected by the Clan's name.

What Fish Can Tell Us (4491 words) by drelfina
Chapters: 2/4
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Uchiha Itachi/Umino Iruka
Characters: Sarutobi Asuma, Sarutobi Hiruzen, Uchiha Itachi, Umino Iruka, Yuuhi Kurenai
Additional Tags: future Hatake Kakashi/Umino Iruka - Freeform, future Hatake Kakashi/Uchiha Itachi, minor Sarutobi Asuma/Yuuhi Kurenai, Alternate Universe - Arranged Marriage, Arranged Marriage, Oiroke no Jutsu | Sexy no Jutsu, serious taken so cracky it gone cracky and cute, Worldbuilding, Timeline What Timeline
Series: Part 1 of Konoha is the Clownfish AU of the shinobi world
Summary:

Asuma got Yuuhi Kurenai pregnant and then married her, which had the clans in a complete uproar.

The Yuuhi family was a small and barely signifcant shinobi family, not even related or affiliated to any of the main families and clans, and for Sarutobi to allow Asuma to ally with her family was a huge leap in status for the Yuuhi, and absolute insult to every other damn clan.

And as much as Iruka knew how much the two of them loved each other, it meant that Iruka was now set to marry a stranger to appease the clans.

Godddamit, Asuma.

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In a world where an unknown ninja had discovered a certain sex-change jutsu, and every damn shinobi thereby can learn it, Iruka finds himself in a Situation. Taken in by the Sarutobi Clan by the Sandaime himself after his parents had died in the Kyuubi attack, Iruka now has to marry after the disaster of his older foster-brother's marriage.